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The Champagne Buoyancy Sleeve

Water Object No. 05 · Private Pool / Aperitif

The Champagne Buoyancy Sleeve

$325One flute. Perfectly nearby. Entirely afloat.

A fitted flotation vessel that maintains a single champagne flute within conversational reach. Developed for clients unwilling to confuse leisure with the repeated retrieval of stemware.

Rosé Current
SELECT FORMATPrivate fit counsel
Conceptual acquisition only. Fashion, not flotation.

HOUSE SPECIFICATIONS

Every claim has been named.
This is how one knows it is serious.

01

Stemware Proximity Assurance™

Maintains one flute at an elegant distance

02

Bubble-Stable Ballast™

Reduces celebratory drift

03

Rosé Current Collar™

A soft perimeter for delicate glass

04

Conversation Radius Calibration™

Never farther than an unhurried reach

“An object becomes necessary at the moment the House names the inconvenience.”

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