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THE WATER SWEATER

THE WATER OBJECTS COLLECTION / 2026

Water produces
secondary needs.

Eight instruments for maintaining personal standards.

Each object is developed in response to a need that may not yet have existed, priced without humility, and released only after an unnecessarily formal review.

The Hydro KerchiefExplore

Water Object No. 01 · 01

The Hydro Kerchief

For the socially difficult interval between wet hair and dry hair.
$185Salt Ivory
The Wet LoaferExplore

Water Object No. 02 · 02

The Wet Loafer

A proper loafer with somewhere for the water to leave.
$495Pavilion Ivory
The Water ClutchExplore

Water Object No. 03 · 03

The Water Clutch

Private effects, protected from public water.
$780Pearl Wake
The Aquatic CummerbundExplore

Water Object No. 04 · 04

The Aquatic Cummerbund

Formal waistwear for tables with a measurable waterline.
$525Midnight Sound
The Champagne Buoyancy SleeveExplore

Water Object No. 05 · 05

The Champagne Buoyancy Sleeve

One flute. Perfectly nearby. Entirely afloat.
$325Rosé Current
The Personal Wake VeilExplore

Water Object No. 06 · 06

The Personal Wake Veil

Facial composure at thirty-two unnecessary knots.
$595Atlantic Smoke
The Private TowelExplore

Water Object No. 07 · 07

The Private Towel

Because communal terry remains an unresolved hospitality failure.
$850Estate White
The Shore BellExplore

Water Object No. 08 · 08

The Shore Bell

For moments when the degree of wetness exceeds personal judgment.
$1,250Marine Brass

THE INSTITUTE FOR SECONDARY AQUATIC REQUIREMENTS

The object is unnecessary.
The need is now undeniable.

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