Double-Breasted Drainage™
Two disciplined columns of marine fastening
Swim Sweater No. 05 · Beach Club / Financial Pages
The Submersion Vest
$750Double-breasted swimwear for reading before an unnecessary plunge.A tailored aquatic vest engineered to preserve the appearance of having come directly from a meeting, despite the pool and the absence of trousers. Not flotation. More difficult to explain.
Poolstone
SELECT SIZEPrivate fit counsel
HOUSE SPECIFICATIONS
Every claim has been named.
This is how one knows it is serious.
Financial Section Pocket™
Sized for one folded page and no public panic
Boardroom-to-Backstroke™
A continuous visual argument across incompatible settings
Poolstone Recovery Weave™
Retains tailoring after a complete lapse in judgment
“Technically swimwear. Emotionally knitwear. Institutionally beyond question.”
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